Cavs Take Game 1 Hidden on Peacock. Plus Tuesday Picks

Day 19

Record: 25-27

We didn’t take enough uppers to watch a significant amount of the Cavs-Pistons game to have any opinions, insight, or general creativity based on that gross game that Adam “Penis Head” Silver hid in the dungeon referred to as “Peacock”. Yes, we planned on watching this game with a regular television and when said regular television didn’t have “NBC Sports Network” we pivoted to alternative means. That pivot burned roughly the first six minutes of game time. When we finally got it on, Daniss Jenkins was making shots and the Cavs were turning over possession of the basketball. We got tired and we got sleepy. So we stopped watching at halftime.

Sixers 🔔 (+7.5) over KNICKS 👖

- My initial impulse was to take the Knicks but this is the second round of the playoffs and that seems like a good time to take underdogs. Tyrese has a bounce-back game in him. The Knicks are due for a home game flop. It just feels too easy to take the Knicks to cover after they won by thirty.

SPURS 🤠 (-9.5) over Timberwolves 🐺

- This is not a “Timberwolves spot”. Anthony Edwards should not play in this game but they’re going to probably put him out there coming off the bench in the name of playoff competition. The Spurs were playing really dumb in ways that Elon Musk should be able to fix. Elon should be able to kickstart the “lob to The Wembanyama” offense. Elon should be able to inspire a more cohesive effort out of De’Aaron Fox or bench him quickly for Dylan Harper. This feels like a Spurs blowout. I’m watching this game.